time-real-and-imaginary:

‘You have to have a sense of humour, darling, to be alive. Even a bit mad. It helps to be mad’ ~ Peter Cushing

Title: Loki’s Buttocks

Fandom: Thor

Summary: Darcy finds a very unexpected person posing for Playgirl.

Author’s notes: This was written on the spot for a crack prompt that simply said: “Loki’s buttocks” on norsekink.

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I should probably go to bed rather than stay online since I can’t write anymore for the evening. I’m simply too frustrated and angry to write anything funny, hence why I’m also not on lokiswaffleiron.

Anyway, I’ll just throw a few links to WIPs I have uploaded online if anyone wants to follow. I’ll eventually upload them onto tumblr when they’re done (and they will probably be edited as well).

None of them will have sex. Sorry, but I don’t write smut. All of them, though, are humour fics based off prompts from norsekink:

Slash

Terrible Two (Loki/Avengers)

Gen

My Dad’s a Norse God, Bones (Thor/Star Trek 09 crossover)

There’s a tiger in my bed (Avengers, The Hangover-inspired)

Since I offered you guys that depressing fic, allow me to make amends by offering a fluffy and fun Balder/Loki fic I wrote a month ago. Some of you probably have seen the unedited version on norsekink or fanfiction.net. This is one of two AU fairy tale fics for this pairing I wrote. It’s longer and the one I prefer.

Title: The Trickster Who Did Not Laugh
Summary: Prince Loki no longer laughs and Odin thinks maybe a relationship might change that. He sends out a challenge to all the nine realms: whoever can make Prince Loki laugh will marry him. A fairy tale AU.

Pairings: Balder/Loki, Doom/Loki, Fandral/Loki, Thrym/Loki
Warnings: Pranks, slash, threats of facial disfigurement
Archived at: norsekink, fanfiction.net

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Because I am a sadist and it brings me so much joy.

That being said, I really want to get these two fluffy funny ones done soon so I can work on that Cap/Loki sequel fic.

Seriously guys, I’m not being biased here just because it’s a fill for my prompt. This fic is amazingly hilarious.

Just like last time, I’ll post the link to every individual part for those not familiar with livejournal.

Yes, this is completely safe for work.

Title: Doomsday

Author: noblesseoblige

Pairing: Doom/Loki

Fandoms: Thor, Avengers

Summary: Doom tries to court Loki after finding out that Loki can have babies. Loki and his family are not amused.

Links: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3a, Part 3b, Part 4a, Part 4b

oh-that-hella:

Because I had this idea earlier today:

What if like, someone greased the fuck out of the bifrost bridge and Thor and Loki would go running at it, full pelt, and whoever skidded the furthest on their stomach and took out Heimdall won?

…and then I amused myself so much I wrote it.

I think I’m developing a fondness for crack bets between Thor and Loki.

So here’s 880 words. One LOL guaranteed or your money back. (not really, I spent it on booze already)

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“That two drunk, well-lubricated princes should slide into my domain and topple me,”

I did not read that wrong at all.

Brb, dying of laughter.