3/5 Friendships ➝ Thor & Erik Selvig

And we cross-reference them with the S.W.O.R.D. database.

Thor: Alternative ending [x]

why the actual fuck did it take this long for them to release this alternate ending to us

textsfromasgard:

Submitted by: frost-giants-and-fries

icy-mischief:

bluebackstabber:

DON’T MIND ME, I’M JUST STEVE.

I’M DELIVERING A JAR OF PEANUTS TO THE S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENTS. DUH.

NO MOUSTACHE TODAY, JUST A GLOWSTICK OF DESTINY. DON’T WORRY, YOU’RE HALLUCINATING ME. 

This part actually always makes me giggle because I would do that too if I were Maria. Like, who’s the dude in full Ren Faire gear? Is this super special ops? [D 

And poor Loki LMAO he’s so flippin’ keyed up that his right leg’s jiggling at the bottom. 

‘I HAVE TO PEE, MORTAL WENCH, SHUSH. I HAVE TO CONQUER A PLANET BEFORE I PEE, AGH. DON’T MAKE ME WAIT EVEN LONGER.’

I’m sorry, I’m in a peculiar mood LOL. 

In all seriousness, is he wounded? He gets in like an old man in the first and second gif. Was it from smackdowning all those agents or the total mindfroop of traveling through the Tesseract moments earlier? 

*caw caw motherfucker*

lomonte:

I don’t even know,

I need to watch this move again, one time is simply not enough!

black-nata:

#i became loki’s mindslave and all i got was this stupid shit

(Source: sheisdelirium)

Title: The Jotunheim Incident

Fandoms: Thor, Star Trek

Warnings: Idiot plans.

Pairing: Loki/Sigyn

Summary: The Jotnar breached the security of the U.S.S. Bifrost. Captain Thor Odinson wants to retaliate, but First Officer Loki Laufeyson does not. A Star Trek AU.

Archived at: norsekink, fanfiction.net

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To: Thor

Love: Jane